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Eyewitness Testimony

It was his own fault.  That’s what you need to know firstest.  I was doing my job.  I was up on his lap giving him good cuddleses.  I had my head right on his chest where it belongses.  I wasn’t even looking at the other peoples on the glass...

Hoomans

The hoomans just aren’t ready for us yet, I don’t think.  We dogsers already know how to make a better world.  Poor Smelly Old Man keeps trying, but no one will listenen to him. See, dogsers don’t hate anything unless hoomans make us do that.  A puppy...

The Speedy Shine News

Speedy Shine by Jenn Agnew Our Top Story There are some other doggos in my neighborhood.  I have to make the barksers at them when they walk by because this is my yard, and I have to defend it from anyone who thinks they can have any of it.  I already peed...

My Life Now

Speedy Shine and Me It is probably unwise to do this episode because it’s likely to cost me some of the Patreon support that has helped me to get to the life I have always wanted.  Sometimes when someone thinks I’m doing all right, they stop supporting me because...

Melanie’s Eulogy

If it were done when ’tis done, then ’twere well It were done quickly… Macbeth Macbeth was a villain, but he was right about that… We’d known it was coming for months. She was getting weaker all the time. She was just plain old. There was...