by Fred Eder | Jun 1, 2023 | Article, Dogs, Fiction
The Smelly Old Man is getting smarterer. He knows now when I get up on the coucheses he needs to get me a treatser. That way I don’t need to pull out all of the floofsers cuz I have something betterer to do. Then he can talk to the hoomans on the...
by admin | May 1, 2022 | Alternative Universe, Fiction, Imagination, Selfishness
Two massive oak doors shut behind Horace and The Pooh Bear Being with a force that echoed through the Cosmos. “We will all be fizzling out of existence in four minutes and 20 seconds, just in case you still think time is real,” said Marvin the android. ...
by admin | Apr 24, 2022 | Alternative Universe, Fiction, Science Fiction
“What do you mean I can’t live? I’ve been doing that for 59 years now. I’m pretty confident I am capable of that. Unless… wait… are you saying I’m dead? Is this the afterlife or something?” “No. This is most certainly not The...
by admin | Apr 18, 2022 | Alternative Universe, Fiction, Science Fiction
“Thank you for contacting Universe Selectors Incorporated. In which Universe would you like to be deposited in this endless moment?” Horace blinked. “Um… what?” “We currently have access to just over seven hundred thirty-seven nonillion possible universes,...
by admin | Mar 20, 2022 | Dogs, Fiction
Speedy Shine by Jenn Agnew Our Top Story There are some other doggos in my neighborhood. I have to make the barksers at them when they walk by because this is my yard, and I have to defend it from anyone who thinks they can have any of it. I already peed...
by admin | Feb 1, 2020 | Cheating in Marriage, Fiction
The Smiths’ house was unnaturally quiet. Mrs. Smith, Leona to the housewives and children in the neighborhood, was still at the party at the Flemings’ house down the block. Roger, the Flemings’ obese eleven year old boy had had a birthday. The...
